If you were to google “First blog post ideas,” you will get over one billion search results. It seems like everyone has an opinion on what would be a good first blog post, which is fine. However, blog-posting opinions are just like every other opinion in the sense everyone has one, and very few of them were actually helpful. So I sit here on this summer Sunday evening without much to say to introduce this blog, but I figured saying something was better than never saying anything at all. So if you are a slight conspiracy theorist, chronically ill, if the clutch is going out on your manual transmission, or are just so bored you have resorted to WordPress for entertainment, stay tuned and buckle-up – this might be wild or might be the only thing I post. Who knows?